@ScottFilmCritic: Whoever stacked these books is both evil and hilarious.
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@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is.
@meganamram: It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse.