@ScottFilmCritic: Whoever stacked these books is both evil and hilarious.
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@simoncholland: Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.
@aidanjsears: ME: i'm nervous WIFE: don't be. just be confident [later] BOSS: so do you think you'd be right for the job ME: *confidently* no
@_Kim_Jongun: I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference.