@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
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@KentWGraham: I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children.
@T_Bonezzz: CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege
@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail