@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
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@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
@Reel2Dialog2: Me: *wakes up with a jolt, sweating* Her: omg are you ok?? Me: BABY SPICE WASN'T A BABY SO THAT MEANS SPORTY PROBABLY WASN'T ATHLETIC AT ALL
@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup