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@TheToddWilliams: [Whole Foods]
ME: Hi
CLERK: Hello
ME: Do you...uh
CLERK: Do we what?
ME: Do you have any...uh
CLERK: Go on
ME: Do you have any Half Foods?

[Whole Foods]
ME: Hi
CLERK: Hello
ME: Do you…uh
CLERK: Do we what?
ME: Do you have any…uh
CLERK: Go on
ME: Do you have any Half Foods?

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