@whisperedjoy: Whomever came up with the saying "Make love not war" was obviously not married.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Interviewer: It says here you're good at making up words. How often do you find that useful? Me: Contuitively.
@Bipartisanism: How to stay sober during #GOPDebate drinking games: Take a shot every time someone tells the truth.
@slyoung5: Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?