@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that called it "The Wizard of Oz" and not "The Flair Witch Project"?
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@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.
@david8hughes: [overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that