@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that called it "The Wizard of Oz" and not "The Flair Witch Project"?
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@_troyjohnson: *loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE! COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!
@BradBroaddus: I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her.
@themorris23: My wife calls it "woman's intuition" but I call it "not clearing your browser history."