@jake_lach: Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark
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@ibid78: Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant.
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@KateWhineHall: Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up.