@jake_lach: Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark
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@SexySpainNights: Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
@0hJuliette: Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)
@TheWoodenslurpy: Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.
@behindyourback: Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.