@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?
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@Shira: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...
@WritePlay: "What an awesome body-" Oh... thanks. I work out- "- of research." - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math.
@SaltyCorpse: I'm gonna start writing all my tweets in cursive so my kids can't read them when I'm dead.
@ckretmsage: I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down tweets at night, so far I have: Really shitty handwriting in the dark.