@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?
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@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.
@onion_an: Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
@Writepop: "Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!" "Sweet! We should hang out!" - Ear buds
@pstamato: Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation.