@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?
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@NathanBgood: Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I’m still glad to see you though.
@EJGomez: bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]
@murrman5: me: how bout a show like greys anatomy but at an animal hospital producer: they're all vets? me shaking head no: they're all animals
@david8hughes: [hears baby crying in the next room] "It's ok, I'll go." [gets in car & goes to a motel]