@TheBoydP: Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?
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@slimmy_shady: Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!
@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.
@theshamingofjay: I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours