@thestlouisan: Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not
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@markleggett: The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good.
@melgabored: BIDEN (whispering) Barack. Psst, Barack. Barack, turn around. OBAMA Joe, I'm a little busy. BIDEN I love you.
@funnyoneliners: I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.