@bobvulfov: why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta
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@thegreatnanak: Brain: I see you're trying to sleep. Let me ruin your night by playing your worst memory from high school.