@SarcasticAlly12: Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!
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@brendohare: Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning
@CamusOverEasy: If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.
@lilgapeach30: If I had a dollar for every time I heard "grow up!" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort.
@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.