@SarcasticAlly12: Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!
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@AaronFullerton: If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions.
@daemonic3: 50 Shades of Grey is my favorite movie about a dog trying to read a map of the United States.
@Carbosly: When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think "wow, whoever sat here was very thin".
@AddledPixie: "Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.