@Sassafrantz: Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you
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@nice_mustard: what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog
@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?
@JermHimselfish: I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock.