@MarfSalvador: [climbing inside trojan horse]
general: NO, THE WOODEN ONE!
@girl_a_whirl: Mr & Mrs Smith is my favorite movie about how trying to kill your spouse & demolishing your house can bring the magic back to your marriage
@DurtMcHurtt: An octopus should have eightacles, not ten.
@bobinhiding: My driver's side window is stuck closed. I may starve to death.
@mrjohndarby: [date]
me: so if u could change any part of your body what would it be?
her: *laughing* I guess my ankles. what about you?
me: well, u know the bit behind the knees?
*awkward silence*
me: *leans in closer* I'd love em to be as hairy as armpits
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