@UNTRESOR: Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?
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@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@kellysdf: Apparently, if you Google "boss" and "chloroform" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere.
@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
@Smug_Lemur: Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like "I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."