@ONHERPERlOD: Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
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@turdfailure: I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me
@TheUnseenMe: You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux.
@murrman5: [the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up] *looks at driving test instructor* "finally"
@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.