@AngelaEhh: Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.
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@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
@bobbiejo448: Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."