@DBMaxP: Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?
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@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
@slimmy_shady: The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun