@andyerikson: Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?
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@ThaJawn: God: *holding a cat by its scruff* WHO MADE THIS? Resentful Angel: I don't know. You didn't? God: NO, it hates me and people Angel: weird
@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
@rachelaxler: it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations.
@ValeeGrrl: "Oh shit that sounded important," I exclaim as I vacuum and don't stop to investigate but keep on vacuuming.