@andyerikson: Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?
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@Darlainky: If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will.
@Petote: Is that all? "I wanna stab you." Huh? "Cut your throat." What? "Drink your blood." Um. "Have your baby." Uh. "Kidding! I'll have a coke."
@fro_vo: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something