@Cryptic1iam: Why are they called condoms and not woody hoodies?
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@Up2Long: Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that.
@ilovepie84: I've replaced my neighbors toothpaste with Napalm, and left him a free pack a cigarettes. Now we wait.
@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot