@FUN: Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?
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@ojedge: Van Gogh: "Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today." Gauguin: "Pics, or it didn't happen." [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]
@HolycrapitsaKat: *Someone compliments me* Me: *laughs* shut up! I am not, you lying piece of shit.
@virtualhippie: Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.