@FUN: Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?
@Jaden76: A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG.
@IamEnidColeslaw: why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean
@sincir3000: Boss: tomorrow is pajama day at work.
Me: I don't wear pajamas
B: just wear whatever you sleep in
M: ok, you asked for it.
@DebraMuffin: The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.
@donni: The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.