@FUN: Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?
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@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
@DRUNKdadding: "Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today." -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now
@lovemydogduck: Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car.