@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
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@SteveDutzy: My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
@TheTweetOfGod: Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment.