@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
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@slimmy_shady: Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies.