@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
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@1CleverGirl1: If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH.
@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
@AnkCoupleTO: I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective
@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games