@IamEnidColeslaw: Why aren't the people in old timey photos ever smiling? Because they were in constant danger of getting eaten by dinosaurs. READ A BOOK.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?
@ddsmidt: Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.
@kwkorpi: My dog just winked at me, and now I'm wondering just exactly what the two of us are keeping from the rest of the family.
@LuckoftheDraw86: God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing.