@robdelaney: Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?
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@BadJordon: ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin
@Jam453Lane: My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise.
@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.