@nerdamage: Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@3sunzzz: A millennial told me that he and his friends weren't on Twitter anymore because it was for old people now. I was like, "Finally, we won!"
@Elizasoul80: I don't want to be with someone who will finish my sentences. I want to be with someone who will finish the dishes.