@nerdamage: Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?
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@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?
@dreamthievin: Give me a break, ouija board. I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it.
@ShoutingGoddess: If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners.