@UNTRESOR: Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
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@ShoutingGoddess: I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.