@Smug_Lemur: Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
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@rolldiggity: 1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, "Oh no, not again..." 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor.
@Mardigroan: Why call it a fake stone you use to hide your spare house key outside rather than a sham rock?
@_davidlucas_: There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend.