@_Kayditty: Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded.
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@fro_vo: [watching wonder woman] *wonder woman comes onscreen* Me: (leans over to date) that's wonder wo-*date throat punches me*
@Scimommy: 90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.