@E_lok44: "Why can't I just eat the wax?"
~me, when I can't open the cheese
@NoogsCorner: Me: We spend a lot of time together.
Her: Turn left.
Me: Just think we should take this to the next level.
Her: Arriving at destination.
@cheeky_dre: I'm running away to join the internet.
@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot
@dru0887: No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life.