@E_lok44: "Why can't I just eat the wax?"
~me, when I can't open the cheese
@Moemontes: Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?
@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
@CroweJam: "I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a mailbox just now.
@SardonicTart: 10: Mom what's a metaphor?
Me: My life is a train wreck.
10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?