@E_lok44: "Why can't I just eat the wax?"
~me, when I can't open the cheese
@JustCallMeFrank: Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions.
@bea_ker: GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late
POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards
@mejustbeth: Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners.
@LDLevesque: I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl.
@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.