@causticbob: Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white.
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@0point5twins: In phone books, "assisted living" is next to "assassin", so be more careful than I was, hiring someone to 'take care of grandma'.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.
@LuvPug: My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream