@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?
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@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
@Sanbel11: I never understood why chefs wear white. I go in the kitchen to get a glass of water and come back with five stains on my shirt.
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@NicCageMatch: Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this