@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?
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@Shock_Monster: How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire.