@MrPhetz: Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
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@Dawn_M_: I bought and named a star after you. If you look to the west on a clear night you will see Sociopath.
@UnFitz: [firing squad] Captain: Any last words? Prisoner: Why, yes. I'd like to speak with you for a moment about gun control.
@chrisanna4real: I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever.