@MrPhetz: Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
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@FeverFlave: [inventing worcestershire sauce] Lea: We'll bottle pickled anchovy juice and name it unpronounceable. Perrins: That might work.
@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.
@SteveHofstetter: Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
@MikeCanRant: Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks.