@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
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@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@NoTheOtherJohn: Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food.
@PostCultRev: [2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]