@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
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@zachreinert03: Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich
@animadvertguy: 1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.