@terrycjt: Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
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@TellingTellers: An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?
@sixfootcandy: (first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx.