@terrycjt: Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
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@AdmiralAkbrown: The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager.
@Midgetspar: I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments
@jazmasta: DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? ME: Can't say I do DOC: That's one of the symptoms, yes.