@chairmanMAO_92: Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock...
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@Jake_Vig: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@JasonLastname: A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car.