@clindsaysway: Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?
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@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@TheWoodenslurpy: It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It’s like you can’t even enjoy your own joy.