@clindsaysway: Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?
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@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. "It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.
@cdncyn: I changed my name in my daughters phone to God.... I texted her and said "I saw that" You should of seen her face Priceless
@scubavelli: "Oh I'll be your relationship status alright..." -me sleeping outside this Taco Bell