@Spotzwoj: Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?
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@daveexplosm: Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians
@inmynewskin: I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt