@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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@badbanana: Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town.
@huntigula: ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business
@Angrea: Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.