@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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@markedly: On an afternoon walk, a handsome stranger hands you a note. It says "By the time you read this, I will already be petting your dog." You look down. It's true.
@Ivsy01: Him: How was your day? Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.
@rockymomax: [me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautée pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO
@melibuff: Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew.