@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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@Gooooats: Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.
@Bownuggets: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room
@TheThomason: One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.