@IamEnidColeslaw: WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM
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@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
@HeyZeus666: What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong.
@maxhaarhaus: Her: so tell me a fun fact Me: the plural of octopus is really octopodes! H: I mean about yourself... M: ...I know the plural of octopus