@panku_: Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?
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@david8hughes: [soldier dying in my arms] "You take this & you give it to my wife." "No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@alfageeek: What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?