@panku_: Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?
@sad_tree: Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like
"MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"
@NeilReal: Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!
@birbigs: Eat local. Your neighbor's food.
@mynameisntdave: If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
@SteveAmiri: Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a piñata.