@panku_: Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?
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@ElgatoEsmio: If I had a time machine I’d destroy the invention of autotune and say “good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"
@SamuelHLowe: "Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.
@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.