@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
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@EJGomez: this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round" & this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
@Holbornlolz: Eastern Europe - 1989 "If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"
@JasonLastname: Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail.