@ClassOf20l6: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
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@quintabrunson: Man on the street: girl ya cute. Can’t tell if you’re 14 or 17. Me: i can tell that either way you’re going to jail
@KandyKoehn: me: [in bed, hears a weird noise] wtf was that?! dracula: [bursts out of my closet] me: did you hear that too?! dracula: yeah wtf was that?!