@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
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@JimmerThatisAll: People who say "in and of itself" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
@Bobinhiding: Sext I just received from my wife- "Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."
@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@Breadery: Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce.