@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
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@DadInUtah: 6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?
@texasstalkermom: How many beer trucks can you "accidentally" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?