@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
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@fridaycandy: I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love" but it's actually "floor" .
@crunchenhancer: Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
@AndyRichter: Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior