@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
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@Bob_Heller: My boss told me: "Dress for the job you want..." so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting.
@hazelmotes1: One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
@gwatts77: 9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini? Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the "G" stand for gross?