@sofarrsogud: ‘Why do people even talk to babies? It’s not like they can understand anything’ I ask my dog.
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@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
@yaboybillnye: WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT