@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
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@mommywhines: Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime
@Shock_Monster: Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*
@KevinFarzad: Every political Facebook status should start with, "First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
@AmericanGent69: 4 year old twins that dress alike: aww that’s cute 40 year old twins that dress alike: ok knock that shit off it’s kinda creepy.