@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
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@BuckyIsotope: Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer
@bigmacher: Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@foodfacenow: Friend: Take my advice, girls love guys with pets *later* Me:*holding a snake to date's face* his name -stop screaming- his name is Carl.