@SADCHICANA: why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism
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@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
@DepecheALAmode: I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like "Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"
@TheDairylandDon: No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek.