@TheGrimKing: Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.
@Marlebean: Me: My neighbor who's a doctor said it's healthy to sleep nude
Friend: What type of dr?
Me: Optometrist I guess. He has lots of binoculars
@novicefather: A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy.
But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve.
@mydmac: There are 2 kinds of people in this world;
1. People who like math
A. People who hate math
3. People who really don't understand math
@Cpin42: When I was a kid, I wanted to be Stephen Hawking. Now that he's dead, that feeling is even stronger
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