@sincir3000: why do people with two hands order drinks one at a time?
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@HatfieldAnne: You could eat off the floor in this bathroom, but that's just a euphemism. We have a dining room.
@KittyShittyy: *deletes fb account* *leaves social media* *goes to Himalayas* *pigeon comes with a note* *opens note* *candy crush request* *dies*
@CVTBaby: If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh.