@sincir3000: why do people with two hands order drinks one at a time?
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@TheDailySchmuck: I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto
@kevinseccia: "What race was the guy?" - a question you'll never have to ask my uncle during a story.
@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"