@sincir3000: why do people with two hands order drinks one at a time?
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@robfee: Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
@Jazzzzzmina: Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree.
@Steven37366100: [millennial children kindergarten roll call] Teacher: Nancy? Nancy: here Nanci: here Nancee: here Pnancy: Here Gnancy: here
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokémon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec².