@gitson_shiggles: Why do preachers call them sermons and not Godcasts?
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@thequeensheart: All you guys crying about stepping on Legos, have you ever stepped on a Barbie shoe? Heel pointing up????
@YoungNobler: Sticking a $5 bill into a vending machine turns it into my grandmother, dispensing stale snacks and rare dollar coins.
@therealeatwood: JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I’m right here