@gitson_shiggles: Why do preachers call them sermons and not Godcasts?
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@Parkerlawyer: My husband took 18 to a music festival and just texted me that he was “going in the mosh pit” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I don’t think they call it that anymore and also he’s 49 and probably won’t survive that.
@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
@LizHackett: I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
@zachreinert03: I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes