@FunnyJokeBook: Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?
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@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.
@theshantilly: I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, "Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before." or "You have a dope overbite."
@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.