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@FunnyJokeBook: Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?
@Reverend_Scott: Recent studies link bacon to cancer.
"Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer", said one pink scientist.
@Book_Krazy: *In the elevator*
Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down?
Me: No. We're just friends
@stephenjmolloy: Barber: "How would you like your hair cut, sir?"
Me: "With scissors."
Barber: "Very good, sir."
*puts samurai sword down*
@suruhh: delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES.