@alexapelagio: Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????
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@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
@Flykins: regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes
@NoorShamma: Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example.
@ddsmidt: Caught the neighbor kid teasing my dog, so his mom told me to yell at him any time I like. I had a bad day, I'm gonna go see if he's home.