@alexapelagio: Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????
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@sarcasticmommy4: It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option.
@TheMichaelRock: I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys.
@gojarbe: me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too