@Treememories: Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
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@lynnbixenspan: I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?
@sofarrsogud: My son is happy I'm staying off twitter until he goes to bed so as to spend more time with him. He is not happy with his new 6pm bedtime
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: Whatever you say will stay inside these 4 walls ME: A ghost THERAPIST: What?! Why [looks round, scared] why would you do that?!